April 2026 has been quite the month here in Sascha-land!  Check out some of my professional and personal highlights below.

April 2026–Professional Highlights

One Year At LDW

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April is my anniversary month here at LDW!  I can’t believe how fast that time flew by.  I consider myself incredibly lucky to be part of this amazing company with so many other lovely Mistresses all supporting each other.  Hats off to management and the dispatchers as well.

Stroke-A-Thon

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Coming up on 23 May 2026 is our 2026 Stroke-A-Thon and I’m one of 15 participating Mistresses.  Not sure what this is all about?  Check out my blog post and maybe consider signing up. It’s not too late, and all the details are in my blog post.  You have until midnight until 22 May 2026 to enter.  We’d love to have you–the more the merrier.

New Store Audio

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To help you with your preparations for the Stroke-A-Thon, I recorded a new short audio for you to buy.  At only $12.00, this four-minute audio is a great deal.  You can see it and all my listings on my store page here.  Alternately, you can go straight to the store to place the order.

Custom Audios

Make my day–keep those requests for custom audios coming.  I absolutely love doing these.  You can present me with an already written script or you can simply tell me the general idea of what you’d like.  I’m happy to use my creativity to come up with something to turn you all the way on.

Note:  I will get your audio to you as quickly as I can, but it is generally rare to do so in less than a 24 hour period, and impossible to do so overnight.  There are administrative and scheduling reasons for this.  Please allow 3-5 business days for completion of the work.  I’ll certainly try to get it to you faster if I can.  If you want it done ASAP, I will have to charge you a fee for the rush turnaround.  The fee is dependent on the length of the audio and how much writing I have to do.

April’s Blog Posts

If you haven’t already read them, feel free to take a peek at my two previous blog posts this month.  The one about the Stroke-A-Thon I’ve mentioned already, but there’s also one where I talk about how LGBTQ+ people are welcome at LDW.  Our slogan is “All Orgasms Are Welcome Here!”

With this post, I’ve written three of the four blog posts I’d hoped for in April.  Life got in the way of my writing the fourth one, but that’s ok.

Personal Highlights

Fabulous Phrase

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I don’t know if you know this about me, but I absolutely groove on words and phrases.  Don’t get me wrong, I like numbers too.  But I’m endlessly entertained by the English language.  In fact, I have been known to browse through a dictionary for fun–I have four different ones.

This month I stumbled across a phrase in the British newspaper The Guardian.  They casually referred to someone paying only “peppercorn rent.”  People, I had to look it up.  According to the online Cambridge Dictionary, it means “a very small amount of money that is paid by someone who is renting a building or piece of land so that the arrangement between them and the owner of the property is legal.”  Now I’m wishing that I had the opportunity to work this into a conversation.

Great Web Site

I’m on Bluesky (@saschaenchants.bsky.social, if you care) and this month I was also lucky enough to come across a very helpful web site that works in conjunction with Bluesky.  Check out Clearsky.  It shows you what lists you’re on, what starter packs you’re in, the top 20 blocked accounts in the last 24 hours, and the top 20 blocked accounts ever.

Spring, Maybe?

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I remain ever-hopeful that spring 2026 is here, but I have to say the weather this year has made it hard to believe in that.  I’m in the province of Saskatchewan in Canada and so far the snow has (mostly) melted three times this month only to have the ground be covered with it again with three late spring storms.  Fingers crossed that it’s behind us now.

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That’s it for April 2026!  I’m looking forward to all the fun things that I’m hoping May will bring.

Thanks for reading, and until next time, stay safe and stay sexy!

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