It’s no surprise to any male submissive that knows me well that Mistress has a deviant and sometime juvenile sense of humor. My whole adventure started when I ventured behind my 46″ Sharp Aquos seeking the meaning of life or at the very least, what kind of cable connection I had to link to my laptop. I like to get Amazon Unbox movies and would sometimes like to send them to the widescreen. However, while behind my tv I was assailed by an unusual feeling, it made my hair itch and my skin tingle. I was sharing my concern with Shawna that I might have been bombarded with gamma radiation. I joked I might be hulking out. This led to a conversation about the relative merits of She Hulk & The Hulk. We noted how their clothes always stayed strategically put while in the real world they’d be walking around bare assed naked. He joked I just wanted to see that Big Green Cock… I told him I already had. I don’t think he believed me until I produced this gem…
A couple of years ago, I found an article about a little girl who’d won a deformed Hulk at a carnival. While I’m sure this toy wasn’t licensed, they could have at least practiced a bit of quality control, lol. I nabbed the pic where it waited all this time… languishing in a folder entitled ‘Funny Stuff’. Only today did I share it with anyone when the stars aligned just right for it to be hella funny! Shawna and I shared a good laugh at the expense of his jolly green giant, lol. Hope it gave you a giggle, too. Don’t laugh too much, though, plush Hulk still has a bigger dick than most of you little wankers, lol… and you know I say that with much love… and affectionate contempt, of course. That’s kind of my thing…
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