The Humiliation Continues
And wouldn’t it have been great if those nurses had winked at the duds, slapped ‘em on the ass, and yelled out, “NEXT! If you could just dress and exit in that direction, precious”
Where were we? Oh, that’s right, in Cancun outside a meat market. The Cancun study found 4.2% of the men, when erect, measured less than 5 inches. (Average penis length: 5 7/8th inches.) Now, that 4.2% understateds the stumpys because I’ll bet a disproportionate number of men who avoided or declined measurement did so precisely because they were the not-so-proud humiliated owners of teeny weenies; and the ones who sought out measurement were quite proud of the absolute wonderful blessing that Mother Nature bestowed upon them.
The consensus of cock size
This means–drum roll–based on the most recent decennial census, and excluding males younger than 15 and older than 80, there were roughly 4,889,151 (including Kevin) under-endowed males in the United States in 2010. So, point is: there is a lot of small-dicked men out there just like you! Take comfort in numbers (and I’ll take comfort in my number: 7 + inches ;-). My sincere, heartfelt, sympathetic and sad advice for the rest of you (4,889,151): Pursue an open relationship for your female and cuckoldry + voyeurism + fetishism for you. That way, you can avoid distractions of carnal pleasures. Don’t fear: I’m sure your girl will accommodate you by having enough sex for BOTH of you. Accept your runty-ness and frequently masturbate.
Consolation humiliation for the little dick loser
Bye, bye: all this penis talk has made me horny . . . gotta go satisfy my urges. . . [dialing my boyfriend] . . . . I suggest you satisfy your urges too, whatever and however humiliating that may be . . . go ahead, have fun with fucking your fist . . . unless, of course, an LDW Mistress has you in chastity. Oh, I know I’ve been tough on you. Relax little one: enjoy your sex, whether it be partnered or solo or what have you. Remember, our most important sex organ is the our brain let’s hope you have more upstairs that nature gave you down stairs LOL! Enjoy!
Good luck, wee ones; don’t cry, masturbate instead!